14 And Under -1973 Parents Guide- May 2026

Your only real job in 1973 is to keep the door unlocked, the refrigerator full of Kool-Aid and bologna, and the record player ready for when they come home. Everything else? It’s just the static of history.

Compromise on the hair. Fight on the shoes. A broken ankle in 1973 means a plaster cast for six weeks with no waterproof cover. You will be signing the cast with a Sharpie every night. Sex Education In 1973, most schools still separate boys and girls for a single 45-minute filmstrip titled “Becoming a Woman” or “The Wonder of Growth.” The filmstrip features a disembodied voice, a flute soundtrack, and a diagram of a uterus that looks like a pear. 14 and under -1973 parents guide-

If you are a parent raising a child who was “14 and under” in 1973, congratulations. You are living through one of the most confusing, liberating, and terrifying eras in modern American parenting. The Vietnam War draft has just ended (January 1973), the Supreme Court has just handed down Roe v. Wade , and your local movie theater is playing The Exorcist —which is rated R, but somehow every seventh-grader knows the pea soup scene by heart. Your only real job in 1973 is to