Pee Stories - Funny
Matt looked down. "Chloe... that's not a puddle."
Sarah says she spent the first 10 minutes laughing, the next 10 minutes pleading into the emergency phone, and the final 15 minutes doing a complex internal calculus involving whether her designer shoes were waterproof. When the fire department finally pried the doors open, she was sitting in the corner, having sacrificed her reusable grocery bag to the cause.
The teenagers gave a slow clap. Jen has never looked at sedimentary rock the same way again. David was stuck in a two-hour traffic jam outside Philadelphia. His four-year-old daughter, Lily, announced, "Daddy, I have to tinkle." funny pee stories
David realized he hadn't gone in six hours. He pulled over again. Fatherhood is just coordinated suffering. The Tour Guide Tragedy Working as a cave tour guide in Kentucky, "Red" had the route memorized. The tour lasts 90 minutes. There are no bathrooms underground. Red usually held it like a champion.
Don't be shy. Share it in the comments. We promise we won't laugh. (Okay, we will. A lot.) Matt looked down
So next time you find yourself doing the "emergency waddle" through a grocery store, or squatting behind a bush while a car honks at you, just laugh. You are not alone. And somewhere, a blogger is typing your story right now.
Tom never turned his camera on again. He moved to a different state. Karen bought a "smart toilet" with a heated seat and a motion-activated lid. Sounds luxurious. One night, she woke up at 3 AM, groggy, and stumbled into the dark bathroom. As she turned to sit down, the toilet sensed movement. When the fire department finally pried the doors
She looked the firefighter dead in the eye and said, “It’s a spa treatment. Don’t ask.” Mark from Ohio shared a story that straddles the line between tragedy and vigilante justice. He was stuck on a customer service call with a cable company. After 40 minutes of hold music, he was desperate. He told the operator, "Please, just put me on hold for two more minutes, I'll be right back."
